One eyed bandit ...

Posted on September 03, 2014 by Lisa Jolly

I've pulled over on  side of the road, firstly because I can't see, as the Chinese masseuse that pulperised  me has left me sightless in my right eye ... I thought after a staff meeting and a couple of wines that my sight would be restored...but no.. Still lisa left eye ..and funnily enough , with loss of sight , there is no loss of appetite in sight ..why can the masseuse massage my cravings for pies, cheese wine and chocolate away .. Would be a freakin awesome business, as I would certainly sign up!  Was a weird staff meeting ...but I did leave feeling proud as Joy spoke up about here thoughts re offcuts , Bailey announced her pending bible college and my  (pastor) pasta jokes didn't really make anyone laugh except for me , and then lovely Jo came to collect shy wee Alyssa , and made me feel slightly better from announcing that she couldn't  go on the school trip to Spain as they were concerned she would drink on the plane .. So all in all ... An interesting day ... Can't wait for tomorrow ...maybe able to claim a sicky actually now being an actual blind old bat ...

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